as pretty as David, as robotic and numb as Victoria

Monday, June 11, 2007

You Can Add "Tony Eats Onion Rings; Cuts to Black Abrputly" To This Poster

Other Endings Not Ruined (But I'm Going to Ruin Them Anyway):

*she winds up with the guy from Alabama

*look behind the poster

*the boat sinks

*turns out people who blog on the internet aren't really interested in your movie, no matter how hilarious its title or how many times "motherfucker" is uttered

*they're gay; society has a problem with it

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