Here's your daily Thanks, Japan moment. I wish it was filmed in night vision.
Who doesn't love something tasty and wet in their mouth? Ya know, like a penis during a blow job?....... or noodle soup. Yeah. Noodle soup. Anyway.
I like to imagine this actress talking with her parents. It would probably go something, uh-like this:
ring ring... ring ring...
Actress' Mom: Hello?
Actress: Hey, mom! Guess what! I got a starring role in a commercial!
Actress' Mom: Thank's amazing, honey! What's it for?
Actress: A popular brand of noodle soup!
Actress' Mom: I'm so proud of you!
Several months later the commercial airs in Japan.
ring ring... ring ring...
Actress' Mom: Hello?
Actress: Hey mom... it's me...
Actress' Mom: I. HAVE. NO. DAUGHTER. You have brought shame on your family.
Mom hangs up. Actress commits sepuku.
SCENE.
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