So, it's a slow news week. The City of Lights is still in jail, the Firecrotch who Went To my High School (true story) is still leaving rehab to go to the gym, and Baldy McYou'reNotFoolingAnyoneWithThoseCheapAssHairExtensions is still attempting a career in comedy. Aaaaand failing. Embarrassingly.
A lone tumbleweed rolls past Hyde nightclub.
But Japan is always up to fun things! We can always depend on them. Except for when they bombed us. That was way harsh, Tai.
My favorite thing about this clip is how fucking batshit crazy the crowd is going over this dog. Or maybe it's a sheep? Who can tell anymore!