as pretty as David, as robotic and numb as Victoria

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Tonight, at 11: Anchors Head Explodes, Paris Finds It "Hot"

Wait, so Paris Hilton did something recently? What? What was it? Is she in a new movie? Was she in some sort of trouble? Maybe she's designing a line of handbags? Guess I'll have to watch the news to find out what!

What?? You're not going to tell me what happened with Paris Hilton? Then how am I going to find out?!? YOU'RE THE NEWS! Now I'll never know! Damn you, Mika!

hey, don't pin this on me

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