as pretty as David, as robotic and numb as Victoria

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Other Sponsors for Lindsay Lohan's 21st Birthday

Svedka Vodka has pulled out as the sponser for Lindsay's 21st birthday party in July. What's a girl to do? Don't fret my Long Island pet - there are tons other companies and businesses out there that would love to endorse your sober (unlikely) big 2-1!

Dasani Strawberry-Flavored Water

it's not cocaine, but it's your favorite flavor! Plus you wouldn't get so dehydrated all the time.

Victoria's Secret Cotton Panties

The best way to put out a firecrotch is to cover it.

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