Svedka Vodka has pulled out as the sponser for Lindsay's 21st birthday party in July. What's a girl to do? Don't fret my Long Island pet - there are tons other companies and businesses out there that would love to endorse your sober (unlikely) big 2-1!
Dasani Strawberry-Flavored Water
it's not cocaine, but it's your favorite flavor! Plus you wouldn't get so dehydrated all the time.
Victoria's Secret Cotton Panties
The best way to put out a firecrotch is to cover it.
as pretty as David, as robotic and numb as Victoria
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