Quote of the Day/Week/Month/Life

"How come I'm the one who always has to squash the bugs or fix the dead people?"

--me, to my roommates, who made me come outside last night to see if a (homeless?) person laying outside our apartment building was either sleeping, passed out or dead

I'm usually the one they come to to kill the spider hanging from their ceiling; half a year living among the bugs of Australia has made me Miss Tough Gal. But what could I possibly do to aid this situation? How could my presence help? Bring him back to life with my sarcasm and witty observations of celebrities?

status at the moment: unclear

Now I Know How Those Cavemen Feel (does that mean I get my own sitcom?)

Even a woman or child could easily identify a "good" or "bad" fuse... if they weren't too busy baking cookies or getting Daddy's slippers.