Reasons Why Australia Is Awesome, as Exemplified in This News Clip:
1. The way they add an "r" sound at the end of words like "Nooo'r". CUTESVILLE!
2. Here in America, we have too much going on, like deaths of celebrities and Paris going to jail and an election coming up. We don't have time for giant house parties, but in Australia, it gets its own segment, even though nobody died and nothing tragic happened, just a kid whose gonna be grounded for the rest of his life.
3. FAMOUS SUNGLASSES. Now they're famous. Introducing Best Halloween Costume of 2008, Corey Worthington.