My Mom Has a Mug with My Face On It From When I Was Eight, Does That Count?

As if there weren't enough people talking about Paris Hilton (myself included in this sad mob), and as if Paris doesn't talk about herself enough, she has now gone the extra step of wearing herself:


stars are blind, and now so are you!

Thank god she went the extra mile. For one precious, beautiful, heavenly second I almost forgot Paris Hilton existed. All I needed was the gentle push of a ridiculous photo op.

Who am I even kidding? I'm voluntarily discussing her on my blog. Thank you for holding up the bar of lunacy, Paris. What on earth would I constantly complain about if not for you and your legion of wenches?


double, double, Hyde and trouble

All Apologies

Bex apologizes for her absence the past few days. I still owe you F.O.B. Moments #1 and #2, in addition to a full report on the Gwen Irvine concert and this amazing night. Thanks for your patience. P&B supports your patronage by mouseclicking here everyday. In the meantime, if you haven't seen the Paris/Larry King interview last week, because you were on the moon (not our moon, but another planet in another galexy's moon that doesn't have YouTube), here's a recap:

Tonight, at 11: Anchors Head Explodes, Paris Finds It "Hot"

Wait, so Paris Hilton did something recently? What? What was it? Is she in a new movie? Was she in some sort of trouble? Maybe she's designing a line of handbags? Guess I'll have to watch the news to find out what!



What?? You're not going to tell me what happened with Paris Hilton? Then how am I going to find out?!? YOU'RE THE NEWS! Now I'll never know! Damn you, Mika!


hey, don't pin this on me

I Would Give My Right Arm For This Photo to Be Real

I'm not above shouting out to other celebrity sites (or any blog or website in general) that endlessly entertains me throughout my neverending busy work day. I came across this one today - Planet Hiltron, where all your favorite celebrities are brilliantly photoshopped into opposite genders, get puffy, and wear clothes not sold at Kitson's.

Example:


Standing in line at the buffet at the twins' quincinera

Turns out they spent all those multi-millions of dollars on cheeseburgers.

Another fantastic website is Gallery of the Absurd, an excellent artist/cartoonist with a really mean bite. Here's a sample, which will also count, why not, close enough, as our Thanks, Japan! moment of the day!


the extremely popular Hello Paris' Kitty doll